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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
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Batters up

Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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Battered

Slang term being hurt by being hit repeatedly usually hurt symptom beat up

A damaged item or object by age or repeated use

Actual meaning: fish often the fish is covered in batter, egg and breadcrumbs, flour, or herbs and spices before being fried and served, often with a slice of lemon
Slang: someone who is drunk or tipsy
Battered
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Baby Batter Spreader

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.
Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.
Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
by Ulazygit October 21, 2020
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