Blind as a bat

Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

twat bat

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

by Onikage October 7, 2006

bat bis

literally meaning to beat the bus of someone, means to skillfully take someone's belongings and leaving the latter under the impression that he has willingly given the person his/her belonging, in the mauritian context.

1. mari gogot sa pilon la in bat mo bis 1 kaliter sa, 1 lagrain di riz pa rester
2. kenny, pa zis cigarette ki li bat bis li, tou seki bouzer osi li res manday mem.

by maritorma September 26, 2010

Bat-cave

A small dark seldomn used room, known for commonly being used for having a bat.

Jack1: Where's Joe Blogs?
Jack2: He's in the "bat-cave". He might be a while, he had some wank-fodderand starters in hand.

by Mickydee26 October 13, 2008

Ding Bat

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

flat bat

To ignore someone or something so hard that it doubts it's own existence.

When Gordon asked Mavis for a rim job, he got flat batted straight to back to his mums.

by Long Donkey April 23, 2014

Bat Balls

Bat Balls is a phenomenon that occurs under intense heat wherein the seated subject's scrotum relaxes and slides underneath subject's thighs, sometimes sticking to the seat cushion.

Due to the fact that the air conditioning in Travis' van was broken, he and all the movers had Bat Balls by the time they reached David's house.

by K-Fed August 17, 2006