Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006

Button Basher

Those who are under the illusion that bashing buttons on a cd player whilst playing electronic dance music has a better sound quality, crowd response and appeal than using a proper musical instrument like a turntable.

Theres too many button bashers and not enough real DJs nowadays.

by vinyl junkie October 20, 2012

bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.

Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.

by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009

Boschetto

Someone with hair as red as a fire truck or fire hydrant. It may appear to be on fire, so shield your eyes

Look at that girl, her hair is so boschetto.

by Mike Scott is Retarded January 18, 2009

ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.

Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.

by Nerynth June 11, 2011

bashe

Irrestible male marine suit that can make any chick horny and gives good luck

To touch the marine's bashe.

by bashe saint-hilaire July 21, 2006

Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.

Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.

by Longstride March 20, 2021