Barberologist

Can also be spelled as barbertologist

Someone who has a a dual license in cosmetology and barber.

As a barberologist, I can work in both salons and barbershops.

by anonymous October 10, 2023

Barbposting

When someone posts a comment in the way in which an elderly person would, usually in a lighthearted parody of how older people communicate online. This style originates mainly from the group "Please show to Jim ! ! HA ! ! HA ! !" The style includes All-Caps, misspelling, religious/bigoted references, lack of self-awareness, and old slang.

Rick: I saw this post that got hijacked by Barbposting
Jim: THANK MY SRARS G O B B L E S S ! ! GOTA LUB THE INNERNET THESE KIDS DON DRINK FROM TEH HOSE LIKE DEY US TAH . . 1 HELLO

Rick: Oh no, not you too
Jim: MY DEB LEFT ME ALEXER TURN ON MAH PRORGRAM 1 ! !

- sent from my Samsung

by Barbposting December 11, 2023

barbposting

BARB-poh-steeng (verb): A form of satirical online communication in which a commenter writes frequently misspelled words in ALL CAPS akin to politically conservative tech-illiterate divorced men from the Baby Boomer generation. Most commonly seen under thirst traps posted by female celebrities (typically local news anchors), in which the names "BARB" and "DEB" are used interchangeably to make pleas to an ex-wife who may or may not be reading.

"The replies to the selfie Channel 3's anchor posted were full of Barbposting, it was just hundreds of comments like 'BARB IF YOU ARE READING THIS I STOPPED WATCHING FARD ON BORTHDAY CZKE VIDEOS' and 'COM BSCK DEB I JUST WABT TO TALK'"

by TRUCKER_HOSS December 21, 2023

barron joseph

im barron joseph

hey are you barron joseph, me: ya

by barron joseph November 16, 2023

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

barboucious

Scandalous in a different font
Like in Victorian times

Instead of saying “omg scandalous” you would say “ how barboucious”

by LaineRefailed May 5, 2024

barboogle

To describe something that is absolutely Gorplulous.

That's very Barboogle of you Mother, dearest.

by The Boogler February 1, 2025