(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
by Mike O December 7, 2005

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015

by Fabio321 April 8, 2009

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.
by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
