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bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
by Mike O December 7, 2005
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poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012
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Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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boner cavity

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.
Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.
by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015
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Boner Material

Boner Material :very fit/hot/sexy
used by many people to decribe a very good looking girl.
by Fabio321 April 8, 2009
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Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.
Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.
by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012
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Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
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