Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.

“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”

by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Double blumpkin

Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.

We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.

by Thorbeast March 25, 2022

Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.

Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.

by RayRay H. September 22, 2021

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021