small blind

The first forced bet in Texas Hold 'Em poker and other similar poker games. The small blind is generally equal to one-half the minimum bet rounded up to the nearest chippable value (e.g. with 100/500 chips, and big blind equal to 500, the small blind would have to be 300 instead of 250).

The small blind was already half of my chips, so I had to go all in, even though I had the W.H.I.P.

by BloodGain June 22, 2005

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

bLind

Awesome Skateboard Brand where in the logo only the L is capitalized. mostly used by posers who get the board at Dicks to look cool, but real skaters can use it too

Dude what kind of board do you have

bLind

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 26, 2010

blind date

somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. But there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. Id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. Its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. The friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. Sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, But the odds of the good match are very low. Maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. The rest are whack jobs. So try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.

Once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. If you do go watch out. Guess you have to take your risks. - then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.

by bahs February 26, 2005

Barely Blind

Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.

Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.

Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!

by Abschaum November 25, 2007

Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009