Benjamin Bacooon

A small mammal that likes the dark

“Oi Benjamin Bacooon” said Marcus

by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019

Benjamin BOMTEMPO

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid

by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022

Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.

Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"

by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008