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Bent

A word used by the Joel pole meaning "he likes boys"
You're fucking bent!
by Wadas May 9, 2018
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Bent

When you go at it lawn chair style, legs touching your chest and over his shoulders and he pounds the fuck out of you. The next morning you wake up and your hips hurt and you limp.
madison: why are you walking weird?
Liberty: I got bent last night!
Madison: damn, that’s what I call a good fuck!
by Wrinklebrow October 13, 2019
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bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.
Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.
by Connytron December 21, 2020
mugGet the bent watermug.

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.
During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.
by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009
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Pleasure bent

That chick was sort of bow-legged with lots of daylight coming through at her upper thighs. She was pleasure bent fer sher!
by Jerseyminute October 28, 2022
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manually getting bent

Bro he was manually getting bent!
by mama oh mama July 2, 2023
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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
mugGet the Get Bent British Stylemug.

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