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Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
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School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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Hiroshima in the bathroom

For one to blow there ass out so loud it causes similar noises to Hiroshima, the pungent odor with fill the room causing all that smelt it to have there eyes water.
I think Lenny is causing Hiroshima in the bathroom, I can hear and smell it from here, as a matter of fact my eyes burn.
by The Zohan December 2, 2019
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office bathroom

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.
"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
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Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.
"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?
by T_low June 12, 2010
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Designated Shit Bathroom

The isolated, tucked away bathroom that you scout out when at someone else's house. It is the optimal place to dump your load when you're trying to avoid the embarrassment of the effects of a digestive explosion (smells, stains, etc.).
Bro 1: "Dude I need to take a ginormous shit but I don't want his hot sister to find out."

Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."
by BigMike5387 September 24, 2010
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Science bathroom

A bathroom in which sluts give bastards blowjobs. This occurs in the bathroom outside the science classroom. These blowjobs can often turn into other things!
Did you here they had a science bathroom.
by Anonymous9895 March 9, 2009
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