Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022

Bare you in mind

Verb
To imagine someone naked, or 'bare'.

Example 1
Bingley: "That Bennet chick's sizzling, yo."
Darcy: "I'll bare her in mind!" (gazes into middle distance with appreciative smile)

Example 2
Interviewer: "Well, thanks for coming in. We've got other applicants to see but we'll certainly bare you in mind."
Candidate (to self): "I'm toast... "

by Battersea Dog January 19, 2010

bare-ass fart

The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.

Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"

Person B: (Giddy laughter)

Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"

Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."

Person A: "Damn you, Person B."

Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."

Person D: "You disgust me."

by Willowsucks March 20, 2009

Bare butt boogie

To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it

Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005

bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

Bare one's soul

Reveal one's most private thoughts and feelings.

Why should I bare my soul, so you can use my soul against me?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2004

Bare Back King

That one lad who always goes bare back no matter what he's hanging out of.

Yo! Catalin man, you are the bare back king!

by millhard December 1, 2016