E.T.O.B. 

Estimated Time Of Blackout, a guess of what time of the night you will be "blacked out" due to the consumption of alcohol.

"After those 4 tequila shots, my E.T.O.B. is about 20 minutes from now"

E.T.O.B. by Kegstand Cooney October 25, 2007

b o n e r 

Beautiful Obedient Narcissistic Eccentric Rover

Mom!! I got my first b o n e r

b o n e r by meatmastersss April 6, 2021

Mommy B.O. 

Body odor of no merit achieved from doing meaningless chores all day that no one is even grateful for, just to have then undone then redone tomorrow.

(A mom to her single friend)
Mom: "After driving Dylan to soccer in my Toyota Highlander (the mini-van of the 2000's), and going grocery shopping I developed mommy B.O. I couldn't even shower before my parent/teacher conference"

Friend: "uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a shit about these problems wouldn't plague you"

Mom: "Whatever"

Friend: " and you wonder why your husband is fucking the dental hygienist"

Mommy B.O. by MRE Chicago July 2, 2012

a/b/o 

stands for alpha/beta/omega. if you're familiar with omegaverse you know what it means.

hey i read this really great A/B/O fic yesterday

a/b/o by lord_robin June 21, 2017

b/o 

1.body odor-bad personal hygiene.
2.better offer-better job or bargain.
3.bought off-to bribe someone.
4.butt out-mind your business.

b/o by blankaka October 21, 2003

B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e

The name Bone Thugs used for their first album, Faces Of Death.

Did you check out that new B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e cd?

B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e by élan February 13, 2004

B.O.F. 

"Band of Freaks" (or "bag of fuck"). Used to describe kids who listen to shitty metal bands and have bad hygiene. Usually have greasy/dyed/long-ish hair and wear darker clothes because they're "nonconformists" (ha, right). Very similar to "emo", but they probably want to slit other people's wrists.

"you dumb B.O.F."

"grow up you B.O.F."

B.O.F. by anonymous patronymous February 11, 2007