Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.

Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.

by TheDingDong March 25, 2020

ammos

A family blood line often accused of being less intelegent or in some cases the family engaged in incest (sex with ones family member)

Look the ammoses are a bunch of dumb fucking retards

by Dr jerry Barns December 19, 2004

Dark atmosphere

The foreboding or mysterious feeling that's more common in gothic movies. Often paired with gorey images to thrill the watcher (such as Sleepy Hollow), but sometimes movies are played just on the atmosphere itself (such as the Corpse Bride).

No it's the dark atmosphere in his works! Usually the dark feeling comes from the setting or the plot itself.

by The Dark Atmosphere in Movies September 30, 2010

Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

by TimBayBe December 13, 2009

You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.

Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!

by Bell07 February 3, 2008

Tori Amos

The poor man's Kate Bush.

"Never was a cornflake girl." - So why are you singing about it you stupid bint?

by Dr Pinch April 26, 2005

ammosexual

Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.

The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!

by .458 socom May 16, 2016