A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
by Jcrack April 29, 2013
Get the Assholemug. A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
Get the assholemug. a person who tells you the truth about yourself in a society where everything is sugar-coated to make you believe that everyone is prince charming and there is nothing wrong with you.
by sammaaayy September 21, 2012
Get the assholemug. The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
Get the assholemug. 