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by anonymous August 1, 2022
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by Witty Brother November 5, 2023
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conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Get the conner ashton mug.Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.
by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024
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Get the Ashton mug.A boy that once you fall in love with you will never get over. He can be a bit of a cunt but is hella funny. Everyone needs an ashton but just a warning, they come and go. He is usually popular and good looking. He will try and start a fight with you over the littlest things but it's funny. He will most likely have a small dick but that's okay. He will most likely be friends with a strokester.
by Thicc_queen_2004 January 26, 2019
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