by kidfromschool April 11, 2024

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024

Kacey is very smart! Kacey is such a simple for you, shoot your shot cause kacey can't! Kacey will love you no matter what.
by Jokkermann September 25, 2021

The first man to purchase a Cher CD, scented candles, and Crocs in a single transaction (Scott Hilburn Reference)
by lankyy May 29, 2018

Sexy, huge dick has a girlfriend probably he cums a lot and he probably is cumming right now sweet nice guy best boyfriend
by Dale hunter Carl armstrong August 7, 2023

by myarmstrong July 22, 2024

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.
Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
by QuacksO November 1, 2011
