apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

apple trifecta

n.

(also shortened to "the trifecta")

An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.

"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."

-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"

"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."

by BlowItByTheO December 28, 2013

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015

Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017