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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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Arnold Palmer

A brutish open-hand slap to the tant...
Yesterday, Bobby delivered a full on Arnold Palmer to Anne's delicate dirt trail between rabbit holes.
by TripzOvrMe April 2, 2008
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tunechi(Arnold)

Tunechi(Arnold)
A fun and handsome boy who likes watching tv and playing video games: fortnite, grand theft auto and uncharted he is also good with the lazadies (ladies man) he dosent care wat the fuck people think about him except his loved ones and he is also a sore looser who you do not want to mess with. He is also a god of tunes
Tunechi(Arnold)

Tunechi how was the game of fortnite was it good.
by tunechi(Arnold) August 1, 2018
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arnold palmer

A sexual act consisting of having your partner drink copious amounts of water, and then taking laxatives yourself. Your partner will deliver a golden shower, and you lay a wet cleveland steamer.
After performing an Arnold Palmer, Jack and Diane spent the rest of the night throwing out ruined sheets and pillows.
by Andy Dubbya April 10, 2008
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Arnold

An old man that works in an office and spends all day telling his co-workers about all the jobs he has had in his life and somehow revolving life stories around those jobs
Old man: Oh, when I was younger I used to have lots of girlfriends. That was back when I worked for that oil company

Co-worker: Gosh he's being such an Arnold

Old man: I remember when I bought my first car. It was when I worked for that newspaper business. I am a screen printer by trade you know!

Co-worker: I'm sick of it. He thinks he has done everything in life. He's nothing but an Arnold
by friendlyfred818 January 14, 2010
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

by Le Fister January 29, 2015
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jj arnold

A male burlesque dancer famous for the use of feather boas and popping balloons. Used to ridicule the male dancer.
That male burlesque dancer is rediculous. What a jj arnold.
by g503-jeep August 17, 2009
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