A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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A fun and handsome boy who likes watching tv and playing video games: fortnite, grand theft auto and uncharted he is also good with the lazadies (ladies man) he dosent care wat the fuck people think about him except his loved ones and he is also a sore looser who you do not want to mess with. He is also a god of tunes
A fun and handsome boy who likes watching tv and playing video games: fortnite, grand theft auto and uncharted he is also good with the lazadies (ladies man) he dosent care wat the fuck people think about him except his loved ones and he is also a sore looser who you do not want to mess with. He is also a god of tunes
by tunechi(Arnold) August 1, 2018
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After performing an Arnold Palmer, Jack and Diane spent the rest of the night throwing out ruined sheets and pillows.
by Andy Dubbya April 10, 2008
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Old man: Oh, when I was younger I used to have lots of girlfriends. That was back when I worked for that oil company
Co-worker: Gosh he's being such an Arnold
Old man: I remember when I bought my first car. It was when I worked for that newspaper business. I am a screen printer by trade you know!
Co-worker: I'm sick of it. He thinks he has done everything in life. He's nothing but an Arnold
Co-worker: Gosh he's being such an Arnold
Old man: I remember when I bought my first car. It was when I worked for that newspaper business. I am a screen printer by trade you know!
Co-worker: I'm sick of it. He thinks he has done everything in life. He's nothing but an Arnold
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