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Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is loving and caring, but when you get her mad, she will BURST...... Alyssa is a girl you will never find again, and a girl that you HAVE to keep. She will risk her life for you, and treat you well. Love Alyssa just the way you would love your dog or cat.
¨OMG!!!!!!! theres ALYSSA!!!¨
by alyssa_bear201023 June 9, 2020
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Alyssa

She is so nice has SHARP claws and is GAY FOR HER BESTIE
Someone(her bestie):Hi

Alyssa:I LOVE UUUUU
by 080906NNS August 31, 2019
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Alyssa

She is the girl who isn’t afraid to speak out! She is the leader that ends up doing great things, the boss! The Sergeant! The tough, but sensitive on the inside. She makes friends easy, but is easily influenced so she needs to be careful who she hangs out with. Alyssa’s are typically friends with everyone, but personality wise, Caitlin’s, Makena’s Emilies, and other popular names spelt more exoticly! Alyssa’s love sports, mainly running and jump rope, and they struggle but succeed in school with extra studying. These people have gorgeous eyes and long or short hair, no in-between. They’ll come and greet you, but seem slightly shy until you’re in her friend group. Then she will show you her sensitive side and you can have to pleasure of knowing an Alyssa!
Boy: Hahahhah
Girl; What?
Boy: This girl just told me a joke and... yeah her.
Girl: She’s pretty, her names probably Alyssa!
by Ckt_2007 September 12, 2019
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Alyssa

Me
Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."
by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018
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Alyssa

Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.
Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.
by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021
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Alyssa

She tends to be a vicious person but a happy smile comes around when she realises what she has done. She always has a small friend group and all of them would be her best friends and she feels free around. Unfortunately, she is a bit oblivious to when her closest friend is not living a good life and justs act like she's the hardest when she doesn't actually know shit about her friends cause she doesn't pay attention
Friend: Alyssa can be a bit oblivious to what her friends are feeling
by bigdaddyhoseok March 6, 2020
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