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Aaron

Aaron’s fucking suck.
Hey look it’s aaron, he sucks
by Gostupidahhhgocrazy May 6, 2019
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Aaron

Absolute knob and treats girls like rubbish
I’d hate to be an aaron
by Estrd11 May 15, 2019
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aaron

a person who can not control his rage and beats people up for no reason
he’s such an aaron
by land kenos June 1, 2019
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Aaron

Aaron is a weirdo and a really awkward boy who will take another girls side (that he had a crush on before you) in a fight, even though he was your boyfriend.

And when you break up with him he will always come back.
Girl: "I'm tired of you!"

Aaron's girlfriend: "oh yeah? Well I'm tired of your attitude!"

Aaron: *takes other girls side instead of his girlfriends*
by Thatonelovelygirl June 18, 2019
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Aaron

Micpenis man
Yo did u see Aaron’s micpenis
by Epicer gamer August 14, 2019
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Aaron

Everyone's dad.
Aaron is my dad.
by FatBoyMexican May 27, 2018
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Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016
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