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shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"
by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008
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tight arse tuesday

Tuesday nights are half-price night at Australian cinemas. Derived from the slang tight arse.
Let's go to the cinema on tight arse Tuesday.
by Elwyn 5150 April 22, 2007
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Arsham

Arsham is an Iranian-Persian Masculine name.
Meaning: Very powerful, Strong

Anciant: Arsames or Arshama
Arschama I., the son of Ariaramnes, father of Hystaspes und grandfather of Dareios' I. Lived about 550 BCE.

He was the son of Ariaramnes and the king of Persia during the Achaemenid dynasty, but gave up the throne and declared loyalty to Cyrus II of Persia. After this, Arsames most likely retired to his family estate in the Persian heartland of Parsa, and lived out the rest of his long years there peacefully, though he may nominally have exercised the duties of a "lesser king" under the authority of the "Great King". In an inscription found in Hamadan (Iran) he is called "king of Persia".
Another attestation of his reign is the Behistun Inscription, where his grandson Darius I states that eight Achaemenid kings preceded him - and then, he must be counting Arsames as a king.

Arsames was father of Hystaspes, satrap of Parthia, and of Pharnaces. Arsames would live to see his grandson, Darius I, become the Great King of the Persian Empire, though he would die during his reign. In any case, he must have been one of the longest-surviving royals anywhere in the world at that time, probably living well into his nineties.
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by arn-boogie February 5, 2010
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Arsehole butt fuck

A powerful cocktail and emetic consisting of Advocaat, cherryade and the residues from as many half-finished drinks as are available. Can be topped up with new residues as the night progresses and be used as a forfeit in a drinking game or reserved for the less discerning attendants at a party. Vomited arsehole butt fuck indelibly stains concrete patio slabs.
Mike: Jesus! Is that guy vomiting blood?
Bob: No, he just drank a pint of arsehole butt fuck.
by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011
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Arse Raptor

Men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. They often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. These are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle class background and use understand the concept of 'lad points' and 'banterousness'.
Arseraptor 1 - 'Well hello there ladies. My friends and I have been struck by your beauty and grace. Can I buy you a drink?'

Girl - 'Piss off, you Arse Raptor.'

Arseraptor 2 - 'That was a class example of banterous behavior. Lad points all round!'
by CorporalL98 July 10, 2011
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Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
by El_Web October 24, 2012
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Arsophile

Someone who is very particular about the way his/her bum looks. Someone having a love for arses or butts.
He works out well because he's such an arsophile. He even bought expensive underwear to dress his butt well!
by Doveye October 16, 2014
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