Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.

Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!

by fdsoldier June 16, 2016

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Anus Rocket

Something screwed, fucked or messed up.

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.

by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014

anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.

Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?

by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013

bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.

Look at that guy anus burping.

by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014