Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

Pissin and shittin

When one is being a bitch.

Jonah kugler is Pissin and shittin

by Jonahkugler August 28, 2020

Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

and shits

because shit is never singular it always comes with something.

who bought all these things and shits? lots of garbage shits.

by CJ Perry May 15, 2006