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alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.
alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand
by Teemurph December 9, 2009
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Montgomery, Alabama

aka The Gump is the capital city of Alabama. Home of "The Montgomery Biscuits" , class AA affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays and birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. Location where Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus. Hank Williams Sr. is also buried in "The Gump". Also sometimes referred to as "Gumptown".
Montgomery, Alabama is the capital city of Alabama.
by choccoberrycrunch December 29, 2010
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Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
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Alabama Dirt Whistle

Some one takes a dump in your mouth and you spit it back into theirs.
Though she wasnt musically inclined,she sure could play a mean Alabama Dirt Whistle.
by Scott,Jacob& Sarah June 22, 2006
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Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Alabama Shakes

Roots rock band from Athens, Alabama

Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Alabama Shakes are fucking awesome. Their second album Sound & Color is a definite sonic departure from their debut, Boys & Girls, and Brittany Howard's strong voice, along with her guitar playing, is one of the reasons the Shakes have become my current favorite band.
by Ladybird Cisneros November 9, 2015
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Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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