Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023

Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.

I attend Crofton Academy school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

Bayside Academy

The best school in Alabama

Man you went to bayside academy, your cock must be huge

by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019

Drip Academy

Drip Academy is an establishment where one learns the skills of how to drip, finesse and splash on a bih with the water. The learning establishment was founded in 2019 and is going strong, the Academy was founded by St. Drip and Father Drip.
Motto: _“You either get dripped or get dropped”_

I have just learned the skill of splashing on a bih through Drip Academy

by St Drip February 16, 2019

Kingsley academy

Shittest school in Hounslow, headteacher is an IRA sympathiser and member of the EDL.
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here

I have no gcses because I went to kingsley academy

by Cumguzzled6969 April 27, 2022

Knole Academy

Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!

Look at that Knole academy student Raj he’s mum is licking he’s arse

by Fingerlicker January 22, 2022

Essa Academy

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

''Any updates on 'Worst School Of All Time' ?''
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

by Urban Dictionary & Thesaraus February 3, 2021