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One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
mugGet the One, Ton, or Nonemug.

Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.
"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"
by ThatOan August 17, 2023
mugGet the Tonmug.

Tons

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
by Gas_log February 13, 2021
mugGet the Tonsmug.

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.
Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.
by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021
mugGet the A Fuck Tonmug.

Sack Ton

A large amount of something. A lot. A Bazillion.
As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki June 26, 2016
mugGet the Sack Tonmug.

supa ton

When you have a lot of something for someone
"Hey yo I miss you a SUPA ton man"
by Supatonnnn July 12, 2017
mugGet the supa tonmug.

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013
mugGet the Won Ton Firehosemug.

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