Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).

Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!

by totesie August 14, 2010

Totee

A totee is something that is very stinky! :D

That is a stinky totee!

by Totee November 18, 2020

Tote

To carry a gun with you

I always tote that choppa

You tote sticks ?
I tote guns

by slvt4th33st@llion October 13, 2021

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.

Would anyone like to smoke a tote?

by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015

Tote

A secretive word for vape in school when a teacher and or adult is present

Let me see that tote

by TheCreatornhs January 14, 2025

totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

by Carl Beck January 30, 2014

tote

basically a man who is fruity or seen as gay because of the way he pulls his bag over the shoulder. This can be used towards sassy men as well. SASSY MEN PANDEMIC 2022.

that man is such a tote.

omg ur such a tote, like be a man.

by carpetmeow November 22, 2022