fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude

I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.

by PatRajJames July 29, 2023

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007