Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 July 18, 2015
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Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025
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jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice
by yeatheboys June 05, 2017
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Clayton Keith Award

The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
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Keith koh

Keith is a bloody fucker that 好心没好报
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
Keith koh : YOU SIAOOO AH
by Keith koh November 22, 2021
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allison keith

Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! pretty Beautiful
Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.

Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.

i love you allison!
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scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.
Who is these people?
by Master_Unlucky September 03, 2004
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