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Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
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jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.
Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez
by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017
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NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag
Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime
by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021
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Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them
by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023
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Jonah

Cry baby at times but is a love ale awesome person but is also really attached.
:Hey Jonah ima head out
Jonah: don’t leave please
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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