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Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.
“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew
by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025
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Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits
Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him
by Very hot lady November 16, 2025
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Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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Jonah

Hi, I'm Jonah, actually :3
by PixelKat June 15, 2024
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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.
This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.
by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025
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