Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

by KyleHall15 January 12, 2011

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You Smut Bro?

do you smut bro? like smut do you do it?

aye yo you smut bro??????

by smuttybro69 February 20, 2021

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smut putt

Surreal, Surregional, odd, puzzling

You are smut putt. Everything you do is smut putt.

by kickapoo1111 April 06, 2023

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Smut Spiral

When a piece of media, generally written fiction, is mostly non-smut, then when the author eventually adds smut, it begins to overcome the story until it is more smut than anything else.

“Did you like Cherry Blossoms After Winter?”
“Yeah, but there was a big Smut Spiral.”

by Admiral Buttermuffins December 18, 2024

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