deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.
Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look
by That1BrownGuy April 13, 2016
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Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)
dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!
by lagosvibes January 25, 2011
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stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.
That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.
by Commander Buns February 16, 2017
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stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind
david is having stoner thoughts again.
by Ace20033 July 09, 2019
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Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.
Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!
by treythetruth13 September 29, 2010
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stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.
Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic
by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009
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Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.
by Dankey McBankey November 20, 2006
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