exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.
Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!
by DavidTennantPonyRider October 19, 2011
Get the Craigslist ponymug. by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015
Get the Pony Phuckmug. by occasionalpants May 11, 2015
Get the Rome Ponymug. by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018
Get the ride the ponymug. In District V, we Thespians do it differently.
It is a slightly different version of the song,
but the main concept is the same.
In this song, we will use the name Bob.
It is as follows:
"Bob is riding on a pony,
Riding on a big fat pony!
Bob is riding on a pony,
This is what he told me!"
(During this part, Bob would be dancing around the middle of the circle. Dance, Bob, dance!)
Then Bob would go up to a selected person
and then:
"Front, front, front that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
This is what he told me!"
Some people in the district say that
the 'that' is replaced with a 'me'
but the game is quite loud
and it's hard to be sure.
It is a slightly different version of the song,
but the main concept is the same.
In this song, we will use the name Bob.
It is as follows:
"Bob is riding on a pony,
Riding on a big fat pony!
Bob is riding on a pony,
This is what he told me!"
(During this part, Bob would be dancing around the middle of the circle. Dance, Bob, dance!)
Then Bob would go up to a selected person
and then:
"Front, front, front that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
This is what he told me!"
Some people in the district say that
the 'that' is replaced with a 'me'
but the game is quite loud
and it's hard to be sure.
by mollypoxx May 5, 2008
Get the Ride That Ponymug. The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
by Defamation January 27, 2009
Get the Punching the ponymug. a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!
person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010
Get the bacon ponymug.