lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.

Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016

lame wang

When someone or something acts lame or is being a dickhead. The same as calling someone lame. Noun....originated in 90s.

Friend: I can't hangout because I have a christian family dinner.
Response: You are such a lame wang.

by bladewarrior69 October 2, 2015

blazing lame

adj. - really, intensely stupid.

orig. - melbourne, FL

ay, my shoe just got scuffed last period.

damn, thats blazing lame.

by ms.vo-nguyen September 26, 2010

lame down

1. To become lame.
2. To make someone lame.

#1.

Steve: Ever since Jimbo got married, he's been going home early, cutting down on his drinking, not talking about women and ditching us for his wife.

Heinz: Yeah. He's totally laming down.

#2.

Jimbo: So you think this marriage thing lamed me down?

Heinz: Well, Eric's married, but he didn't lame down.

by Kendalm January 5, 2008

Lame Troll

A person that aggressively searches for companions of the opposite sex with no real sense of discernment, tending to be both unoriginal and uncool. Their approach is to bait many in hopes of catching one unsuspecting prey.

James looks through all my Facebook friends trying to find a date, he is such a Lame Troll

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

make it lame

unlike "make it rain" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.

Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.

by ducksRpeople2 August 27, 2011