Jill off

You cum all over yourself

Ooops accidently jill off all over myself

by Ttryhfjiihff January 19, 2020

Jill

A woman who beats her meat raw

I got a jill I better use so.e a&d ointment.

by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024

The Jill Jayden

Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else to rob them of their money by doing things like Onlyfans.

"Did you ever pull The Jill Jayden? Apparently you scam simps by offering them low quality masturbation videos."

by Okcobbler69 January 15, 2024

A Jill

The narc or office tattletale.

I heard she's keeping track of who comes in late and then runs to the boss. She's such a Jill.

by Gargoyleknob April 29, 2024

Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.

Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"

by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017

Jill

The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."

Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"

by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021

Jill

To grossly neglect and unjustifiably blame something or someone until it/they die or cease to exist.

He totally Jilled his personality rabbit. It's like he forgot he had it. Went three weeks without giving it food or water. Then he blamed it for dying.

by PryingOpenMy September 9, 2023