A male who likes sex even though he is clearly too young and too uneducated for it. He will pretend to care and like the girl until he gets her alone in her house, to which he tries to get it in.
Haley: "I went out with him for a long time, I thought he loved me! But one time he came to my house, turns out he's just a Dylan."
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
by maryandhaleyarecool November 27, 2010
A guy who studied literally every fact ever and now knows it. Team with him in trivia. He will fact check u though and is very serious so don’t start arguing with him. Also is terrible at minecraft and games in general. He’s trashhhhh. Dylan’s will also bully you, and won’t let you see their sister. 0/10. 🤬🤬🤬
by importantperson April 03, 2020
The big stupid idiot who is a asshole asshole asshole the best part of they year was when I ten foot mike tisened him he really really deserved is.
dylan
by red clan January 11, 2019
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by abdule January 15, 2008
A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.
Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.
Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.
Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you
by eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk September 17, 2011