February 28 

they day that kings or queens are born on

Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born

February 28 by rintaculus October 7, 2021

February 28 

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

February 28 by anonymous November 5, 2021

September 28 

It's the international larry day . Harry styles and louis Tomlinson were rumoured to have married this day in 2013.

Larry 2: hey , it's September 28 tommorow . How are u planning to celebrate?
Larry 8: I bought blue and green balloons. Probably going cry all day lol

September 28 by Gwrist_13 December 2, 2021

December 28 

On this day, you have to suck someones dick and they cant do anything about it

A: Let me suck your dick
B: Why?
A: Its December 28

December 28 by Renegadeisnotokay December 26, 2021

January 28 

National listen to Weezer day

"Do you know what day it is?"
"January 28th."
"No, it's national listen to Weezer day"

January 28 by Niihashi January 28, 2022

january 28 2008 

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

january 28 2008 by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

April 28

National like ur friends butthole day

You: yo bestie u know what day it is
Bestie: OMG it’s April 28
You: eat my ass

April 28 by Daddy monkey April 27, 2022