January 26

National kiss your girlfriend day!!

Hey babe its january 26

by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 26, 2019

October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019

October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 18, 2019

April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023

December 26

If you are born on December 26th, you are a goat and most likely popular. People always come up to you and tell you how pretty you are. Every boy wish they can be with you but your untouchable and gives all your time to your boyfriend. Your a very loyal and emotional person.

Boy #1: Damn, who’s that??
Boy #2: Idk but she’s fine as hell.
Boy #3: Fasho and her birthday is December 26.

by TheOfficialGoattt November 24, 2021

February 26

Get karma on your best friends ex

February 26 is the day the girls get revenge for their best friend.
Timmy // sup
Alice // stay away from my bestie you THEIF too bad she’s all mine now

by 11113... February 25, 2021