tunisian hot pocket

The action of shitting on your partner and then proceeding to cuddle naked under a heavy blanket.

things are getting serious between me and Jane. Tonight we are gonna try a tunisian hot pocket.

by tunusianhotpocket May 14, 2015

Oregon Hot Pocket

When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly

Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket

by oregon331 March 11, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010

Hot pocket killer

Fat person that eats more pockets than they should

You're a hot pocket killer Tammy

by Dumpster baby88 July 28, 2017

Florida Hot Pocket

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.

I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!

by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019

tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina

Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!

by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008