Zoo

A crazy place were monkeys throw shit at people and tigers kill thing and lamas spit on you

I don’t want to go to the zoo

by Green ass monkey 3000 November 07, 2020

Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.

Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can

by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020

Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)

“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib”
“Merch”

by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 24, 2022

Zoo

Group of Top Laners from League of Legends.

When at a Top Lane class I think I am Arignar Anna Zoological Park because this is a Zoo.

by PackedBarley September 26, 2020

Zoo

Middle schoolers in 9th hour

There's a Zoo of ugly creatures in here

by MushroomMoe November 12, 2021

Zoos

Furries.

Me: I got followed by a bunch of zoos after I posted that red panda picture.
Joggle: What the fuck is a zoo?

by hermitred October 20, 2017