Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)

“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib”
“Merch”

by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.

Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can

by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023