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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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crunchy nudes

Nude photo from a dusty cougar
by Winklemonster June 26, 2021
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Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
by Gelly7 July 22, 2022
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simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
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Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017
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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick
Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)
by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018
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