Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Dumbass Tax

Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.

darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"

by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018

Tax reeferund

Verb: Spending an entire tax refund on marijuana.

"Chris, come over for a smoke sesh, I just got my tax reeferund, and rolled the biggest blunt.

by Sandman1031 April 8, 2012

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019

Theis Tax

Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax

“The Rockers lost? Did you consider Theis Tax?

by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

Beer Tax

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.

Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."

by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014

Tard Tax

Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.

Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.

1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".

2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"

by rkmalone July 24, 2010