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blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.
Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*
by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021
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bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude
by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017
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God Bless You

1. A phrase used, when woman is looking so good, and you want to let her know you are admiring gods design. 2. Also can be used, if a statement is made that made your dick jump a little.
1. Beloved your body is looking angelic right now. God Bless You.

2. She says: Yeah you gotta have the meat loaf in its entirety. He says: God Bless you
by OEBaby. January 5, 2017
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gods bless you

Something said when someone sneezes
by tory borty April 2, 2013
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God Bless America

A phrase used by great patriotic people to please the population.
Bush: We have defeated the Nazis once and for all, God Bless America
by Chat Terminator June 27, 2019
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Bless You Boys

Term for the New Orleans Saints who, depsite having years of losing streaks, kicked serious ass in 2006. Many people may rag on the Saints, but that's because their hemmorhoids are inflammed. The Saints probably have the most loyal fan base in NFL history, as their fans have "Kept the Faith" for over 30 years of futility.
"The Bless You Boys are now 9 - 4, and they'll be 10 - 4 next week after beating The Redskins"
by Widow1 December 13, 2006
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