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yeah, i bet

what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.
guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!

guy 2: yeah, i bet.
by spolice February 8, 2007
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I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"
by Xent December 25, 2007
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sexy can i

what someone says if someone they find hot walks by
hoy guy walks by
GIRL SAYS TO FRIEND-- sexy can i!!!!
by OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2008
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I did it for the lolz

A failed attempt at stating "I did it for the lulz". Often perpetrated by newfaggots.
by yourmammybitchass January 20, 2011
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i caught fire

th efelling when u fall in love
And I'm melting
In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire
by mike gregory July 18, 2006
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i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
by T.T. August 4, 2007
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I felt watermelons

A statement that describes a feeling of simultaneous happiness, giddiness, and surprise upon rediscovery of a forgotten person/item/feeling.
Shaun just added me on myspace, I felt watermelons!(Implying that the speaker had forgotten about Shaun).
by Xiaohao April 27, 2006
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