Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.

Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"

by swimmer14 July 15, 2009

pussy sweepin'

Going to church to get women.

Yaul ready to go pussy sweepin'?

by Double D & Peacock May 17, 2009

pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.

"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."

by dman0523 October 20, 2009

pussy stealer

a man/women who is involved in lots of sexual activities.

jack is a harsh pussy stealer.

by sk16593 October 20, 2010

pussy-trolling

The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.

Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."

by null2 June 22, 2010

pussy coupons

Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).

"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."

by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008