by Shrimp69 March 2, 2022
Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
by drappel August 15, 2020
1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch May 28, 2012
troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat October 28, 2008
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 26, 2011
1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
by ThatTallKiiD December 6, 2010