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douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".
And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.
by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007
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The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
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douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory
God Lauren is such a douche worm.
by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008
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douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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Douch bait

The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.
“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment
by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019
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