Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 15, 2017

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

stop licking my tits

Much like "stop busting my balls," this phrase is used to show slight annoyance at ones actions.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you look like a pile of garbage."
Guy 2: "Ayyyy, stop licking my tits!"

by I3EA5T June 5, 2016

get your tits wet

idiom

1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Chad: "I think I'm going to enter a homebrew competition"

Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"

by persimmonVision May 11, 2023

National show a tit day

On October 27th, you have to show him your titties. What can I say, take advantage of it lol

Danny - “yo bro did you know it’s National show a tit day?”

Isaiah - “nah bro, thanks for the heads up my guy”

by thetwoinchdestroyer October 27, 2020

Tits out for harambe day

A day on nov 1st in which women wip out there breasts out in honor of harambe

Today we celebrate tits out for harambe day

by MrPringles1968 November 1, 2020