Alex

The dopest boy in the world. He will steal your girlfriend so better be careful when he's around. Peyton is his boyfriend. But he also is a master trombone player that is the best everywhere. Big fan of beanies.

OOOOOOOOH, LOOK IT'S ALEX *girls swoon*

by WaffleCat29 May 3, 2021

Alex

has a massive schlong

alex has a really big schlong

by deez 1234 March 14, 2022

Alex Bowley

A man so confident he can even make aviators look good.

Alex Bowley *is* Jeffrey in Community

by Nils Goose August 24, 2012

Alex

An absolute unit, makes everybody around him look like normies.

Alex is a bitch stealing, mega-unit

by AlexUrBoi November 8, 2019

alex

hes so goofyy ahhhh

Alex is GOOFYY

by hehegoofy November 4, 2022

alex

a dumb bitch who ended up in the hospital twice

man ur such an alex u always in the hospital 😜🙄

by gnfhasapisskink November 23, 2021

Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023