Kaiden Lemons

A cool guy with cool dreams

"Yo look it's Kaiden Lemons with a big heart and dreams!"

by KaidenLemons#1Fan July 29, 2025

GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

Red lemonade

Absolutely fucking horrendous. It tastes like lemonade, yes, but if you sprinkled rose blood and kimchi juice on it. It is usually used by corny anti-furries who think of it as furry blood. Not true.

Boy: I love red lemonade.

Girl: Gross. You’re really gross.

by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025

Frosty Lemon

When a person freezes urine in a condom and proceeds to use it as a makeshift dildo.

"I heard you and Sarah have been spicing up the bedroom?"

"Yeah we did a frosty lemon yesterday. She says it was great!"

by McSHMOKE September 18, 2025

Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.

Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.

by RedCap925 May 6, 2025

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

Cranberry Lemonade

When given a golden shower by a girl on her period.

I went home with this baddy from the club for some freaky time. I asked for a golden shower and didn’t realize she was on her period. I got the cranberry lemonade treatment boiiii!

by Limabravo007 June 18, 2025