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James

!James may well be the most attractive man in existence

He has the imposing figure of a black bodybuilder and pulls so many more bitches than MM (Walter WHite)
This is backed up by the fact that he has spent more time fucking bitches than the your dad has spent getting the fucking milk
He is a self described sigma male and has many eye witness accounts stating he is the pinicle of the human race and has the perfect penis
Sexy Man 1 : James is so hot

Sexy Girl 1: wtf ur gay , but yeah i agree with you

Sexy Man 2 : I turned gay as soon as i saw him

Sexy Girl 2 : Word
by Big DenZ June 20, 2022
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James

The best boyfriend in the world, he actually knows how to treat a girl right and i love him so much he’s honestly the best person in the whole world
Is that james with his girlfriend

Yeah, he treats her amazing
by Salty sock February 5, 2022
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James

A man who OVER LIKES HIS COFFEE AND IS POPULAR FOR HIS CRAZY GOOD LOOKS
OMG UR SUCH A JAMES...
by The Communist Boi February 22, 2019
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James

James is the name given to heavy kids , if you know a James he’s usually the sickest kid ever also known to be super super horny and can get you pregnant just of looking at you
Bend me over and James me
by Hellohelloisitmeyourlookingfor November 22, 2021
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James Markel

Some kid who wishes he did a sport
wow that kid in spanish is a real james markel!
by jackelly02iscool April 30, 2019
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James

A guy with a massive penis, but hes so humble about it so you probably wont realize if you're a man.
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James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.
The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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